If you’re going to be my friend, you need to understand this.
(Source: boohooboo)
After Adoption Procedures: fanfiction and speech recognition →
Today my friend was reading fanfiction out to me over Skype, because we both find it greatly amusing. Soon, he started fiddling with a speech recognition tool, and it resulted in a slightly barmy tale of shipping and polygamy????
The story he read was the first chapter of Asteroid Docking Procedures, a johnkat fic by jumpingjacktrash!
It also seems important to pull this bit out of context.
EB: …
FA: what
EB: all the ships.
FA: what
dkcbaskjdfbaslkjfbaskjb!!!!!!! ears!!!!!!!!!!
yes this is the correct reaction <3
Sexuality is confusing and frustrating
I just need to make some words appear for a bit.
sleet and hail and bare branches outside, so i tried to cheer myself up with boys and autumn sunshine.
scanning an a2 painting is a pain…
…and i’ve just noticed that karkat’s shoes somehow ended up pink… well, bollocks.
This is absolutely beautiful.
Also it’s 1am and I’m allowing myself to reblog this one thing before bed. There might be more johnkat reblogs tomorrow: my sincerest apologies. I try to make actual content for tumblr but then I fall over all these feelings every time. I’m feeling wobbly in general, and I’ve just had my daily dosage increased, so I’m indulging in fluff. Soz.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
oh my god
oh my god ahaha
I’m dying
sorry everyone, I’m really in a johnkat mood just now. :(
(Source: johnkatking)
I WANT MY PIGEON BOYFRIEND BACK
OH MY LORD YES
:’)
joyous feelings all over the place
silly reaction times to WV making can town and joy and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WV is the cutest
